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Hi world... Hari minggu nich, tgl 7 Januari 2012
Siang ini terasa panasss membara dan dari jam stengah 4 sudah stand by diluar pager nungguin my dear lovely husband pulang kuliahh.

Kemana kitaa??? Ke KFC? janganlahh... hemat dikitt hehe..
Kita mau ngeliat bakal calon rumah dikomplek miliknya Pak Am.
Bagus modelnya, minimalis, hanya sayang bangettt tipe 45 terlalu kecill..
Tipe 70 lumayan sihh tp tata ruangnya ngga' mengena deh, harganya apalagi Rp. 348 jt.
Hiaaa.... duit dr manee?? dari Hongkong??? alahh.. ke Hongkong aja ga pernahh weww..
Mana Yaya jatoh lg disitu ampe be darah2, ampe meraung2 dianya.. kasian bangett

soalna tu jalan corran betonnya masihh kasarr..

Gimana lagi tu?? T4 sih bagus! nama apalagii GRIYA PERMATA
deket ma mesjid di Palimo
suasannanya ademm, deket kemana2, pokoknya soal lokasi perfect lahhh Hufff...

Abis itu tadi ke indarung, mama ngasi liat rumah nya Susyii yang mentereng
emang rumah mewah si tuch, dr kramiknya, dr kamar mandinya, dr minibar nya
dari lotengnya... hufff.. berapa td yaa?? Rp. 260 jt. Itu keknya udah gak bisa ditawar lagi

Hmm... Pertama harganya maah, lumayan kewalahan kalo dipaksain. Kedua, lokasinya, kena debu lagi
hehe... Gpp sih cuman rada pengap aja, Ketiga, gak ada. Soal tetangga sihh udah tau bangetkan
isi-isi perutnya hehe.. gitulah saking tau kelakuannya.

Jadi kesimpulannyaa??
Mau tinggal dimana??? Mikir lagiiii Uhukkk.!!!

Ingin Bayi Laki Laki atau Perempuan

- Calon ibu yang menderita stres selama masa kehamilan di bulan kedua dan ketiga memiliki risiko tinggi mengalami persalinan prematur bahkan terancam kehilangan kesempatan memiliki bayi lak-laki.

 Baru-baru ini, penelitian terbaru menunjukkan paparan stres yang diderita ibu hamil dapat memendekkan masa kehamilan. Sehingga ada kemungkinan bayi terlahir prematur dan semakin menyulitkan untuk memperoleh momongan berjenis kelamin laki-laki.

 Hasil penelitian diketahui setelah peneliti melakukan investigasi efek kehamilan pada wanita yang menderita stres yang menjadi korban gempa Tarapaca di Chili 7,9 skala ritcher tahun 2005. Profesor Florencia Torche dan Karine Kleinhaus dari New York University menganalisis akta kelahiran semua bayi yang lahir di Chili antara tahun 2004-2006.
Setiap tahunnya tercatat terdapat sekitar 200.000 bayi yang lahir. Para peneliti menemukan wanita yang tinggal dengan jarak terdekat dengan sumber gempa selama masa kehamilan di bulan kedua dan ketiga memiliki masa kehamilan yang lebih pendek, sebelum genap 37 minggu.

Penelitian ini juga menunjukkan bahwa wanita hamil yang terpapar gempa pada kehamilan bulan kedua rata-rata memiliki 1,3 hari lebih pendek dibandingkan dengan wanita hamil yang tidak terpapar gempa. Sementara, kehamilan yang terkena gempa pada bulan ketiga rata-rata dua hari lebih pendek.


Tak hanya itu, para peneliti juga menemukan wanita stres akibat terkena gempa menunjukkan berkurangnya kesempatan untuk memiliki anak laki-laki. "Rasio antara kelahiran wanita dan pria adalah 51:49, dengan kata lain setiap 100 kelahiran terdapat 51 kelahiran anak laki-laki.

Penelitian kami mengindikasi adanya 5,8 persen penurunan terkait proporsi kelahiran bayi laki-laki sebagai akibat gempa menjadi 45 kelahiran bayi laki-laki per 100 kelahiran," ungkap Prof Karine Kleinhaus, kebidanan & ginekologi dan kedokteran lingkungan dari New York University.

Penelitian ini mendukung sebuah riset sebelumnya yang telah menemukan bahwa janin bayi laki-laki lebih cenderung untuk tumbuh lebih besar dan perlu mendapat asupan makanan yang lebih banyak dari sang ibu dibandingkan dengan janin bayi perempuan. Selain itu dibanding janin perempuan, janin bayi laki-laki juga tidak mampu beradaptasi dengan perubahan lingkungan dalam rahim saat sang calon ibu mengalami stres. (sumber: Ghiboo.com)

Cara mendapatkan Bayi Laki-laki atau Perempuan.

Laki-laki perermpuan sama saja.

 Kata-kata itu sering kita dengar dari pasangan yang sedang menunggu datangnya buah hati. Tapi kadang-kadang dalam hati mereka, ada keinginan yang tak bisa disangkal bahwa mereka punya harapan agar anak yang lahir perempuan atau laki-laki.

 Bisakah anak yang lahir kita rancang sebagai laki-laki atau perempuan? Bisa! Usaha pertama yang harus dilakukan, tentu saja berdoa dan memintanya langsung pada Sang Pembuat Hidup.

 Cara lainnya, ikhtiar-ikhtiar yang halal bisa dan boleh kita lakukan. Setiap kali ejakulasi, laki-laki normal mengeluarkan sperma 2 sampai 5 semprotan. Dalam durasi tersebut, sperma yang dihasilkan sekitar 2 sampai 5 cc. Sperma yang normal tiap cc mengandung 60 – 200 juta spermatozoa.

Jadi setiap seorang laki-laki mengalami ejakulasi, 120 sampai 1 milyar sperma telah dikeluarkan dari tubuhnya. Seperti yang kita tahu, dalam sperma terdapat dua gen. Androsperma yang juga disebut gen Y dan Gynosperma yang bisa kita sebut sebagai gen X. Gen Y adalah gen yang memungkinkan kita seorang ibu mengandung anak perempuan, sedangkan gen X adalah sebaliknya. Jika suami dan istri sama-sama dominan gen X nya maka kemungkinan besar, keduanya akan mempunyai anak perempuan.

 Tapi jika sang ayah dominan gen Y dan sang ibu gen X maka kemungkinan besar anak yang dilahirkan adalah laki-laki. Meskipun demikian, hal itu adalah hitung-hitungan logika yang tak pernah mengalahkan keajaiban alam dan kekuasaan Tuhan.

 Cara menghitung masa ovulasi atau puncak masa subur seorang perempuan: Diketahui tanggal awal masa bersihnya seorang perempuan setiap bulan, misalnya setiap tanggal 05. Diketahui tanggal akhir masa bersihnya seorang perempuan setiap bulan, misalnya setiap tanggal 27. Rumus: ((tanggal setiap bulannya) – (tanggal setiap bulannya))/2 = n; kemudian n + tanggal awal masa bersih dari seorang perempuan = masa ovulasi atau puncak masa suburnya seorang perempuan penerapan: (27 – 05)/2 = 11; 05 + 11 = 16 – setiap hari ke 16 dari sejak awal bersihnya seorang perempuan adalah puncak masa subur dari seorang perempuan atau masa ovulasi
Ciri-ciri spermatozoa: Androsperma, membawa gen Y: Bergerak lebih lambat. Lebih mampu bertahan hidup lebih lama (berumur rata-rata kira-kira 2 sampai 3 hari). Lebih tahan dalam ‘suasana’ asam. Tidak tahan dalam ‘suasana’ basa. Memiliki Berat Jenis (BJ) lebih ringan. Gynosperma, membawa gen X: Bergerak lebih gesit. Hidup lebih singkat (berumur rata-rata kira-kira hanya 1 hari saja) Tidak tahan dalam ‘suasana’ asam. Lebih tahan dalam ‘suasana’ basa. Memiliki Berat Jenis (BJ) lebih berat.

Jika Ingin Anak Laki-laki. Jika Anda adalah pasangan yang ingin menginginkan bayi laki-laki, ada tips-tips dari hasil sebuah penelitian yang bisa Anda lakukan

. Pertama, sebaiknya Anda melakukan hubungan intim pada saat atau sehari sebelum ovulasi. Ovulasi adalah saat terlepasnya sel telur dari indung telur dalam rahim perempuan.
Cara berikutnya adalah membasahi vagina dengan satu liter air yang terlebih dahulu telah dicampur dengan 2 (dua) sendok soda kue. Selain itu mengkonsumsi seafood dan daging juga sangat membantu dalam proses ini. Dan yang paling penting dari rangkaian usaha di atas adalah, sang suami harus mengeluarkan sperma sedekat mungkin dengan mulut rahim.
Hal ini diharapkan mempercepat Gynosperma melakukan perjalanannya membuahi sel telur. Jika Ingin Anak Perempuan. Jika Anda adalah pasangan yang menginginkan anak perempuan, ada beberapa tips yang bisa Anda lakukan.
Pertma tengok jadwal hubungan intim Anda. Lakukan hubungan intim 2 hari sampai 3 hari sebelum masa ovulasi. Langkah selanjutnya, sebelum berhubungan badan, sang istri bisa membasuh vagina dengan satu liter air yang dicampur dengan satu sendok air cuka. Larutan ini tidak membahayakan. Larutan asam dalam air cuka bermanfaat untuk melumpuhkan Androsperma yang berperan besar membentuk gen laki-laki

Selain itu sebaiknya sang calon ayah mengeluarkan sperma tidak seperti cara di atas, melainkan agak mengambil jarak dengan mulut rahim. Cara ini memungkinkan untuk mendapatkan bayi perempuan. Mengkomsumsi makanan yang mengandung asam seperti yoghurt, buah dengan rasa asam, sayur segar dan kacang-kacangan juga membantu proses.

Tapi sekali lagi jangan lupa, manusia berusaha Alloh jua yang punya rencana.

Anak Laki Laki atau Perempuan

Banyak menentukan metode untuk menentukan jenis kelamin anak dan salah satu yang tebaik adalah metode shettles. Penerapan metode ini memberikan peluang keberhasilan lebih dari 75%. Pada dasarnya, pria menghasilkan sperma dengan dua macam kromosom gen, yaitu XX (wanita) dan XY (pria). Hasil penelitian dr Shettles menunjukkan bahwa : Kromosom XY (pria) Ukuran sperma lebih kecil Daya hidup lemah, tapi bergerak lebih cepat (agresif) dibandingkan dengan kromosom XX yang lebih besar Kromosom XX (wanita) Ukuran sperma lebih besar Daya hidup kuat namun lebih lamban Ada beberap hal yang dapat dilakukan untuk meningkatkan peluang mendapatkan bayi laki-laki atau perempuan : 1. Pada saat terjadinya ovulasi (masa subur) akan memberikan peluang lebih besar mendapatkan anak laki-laki, karena sperma XY cenderung lebih cepat dan cenderung mencapai sel telur lebih dulu. Disarankan berhubungan di saat terjadi ovulasi, peluang untuk menginginkan anak laki-laki. Sedangkan peluang untuk menginginkan anak perempuan waktu berhubungan dilakukan 3 hari atau lebih sebelum ovulasi. Beberapa langkah yang dapat dilakukan untuk mengetahui masa subur : Tentukan panjang siklus menstruasi anda. Biasanya siklus menstruasi normal berkisar antara 21 hingga 40 hari. Dimana satu siklus menstruasi dimulai sejak hari pertama haid hingga tepat satu hari sebelum haid pada bulan berikutnya. Sesuai dengan siklus menstruasi anda, hitung dan tentukan perkiraan hari pertama haid untuk bulan selanjutnya, kemudian dikurangi 14 hari. Karena ovulasi terjadi 14 hari sebelum haid pertama pada bulan berikutnya 1. Ph di daerah kewanitaan berperan sangat penting. Lingkungan yang lebih asam cenderung menghasilkan anak perempuan (keadaan asam akan membunuh sperma XY) dan keadaan basa akan menghasilkan anak laki-laki. 2. Posisi dan kedalaman penetrasi saat berhubungan. Semakin dangkal atau dekat dengan vagina umumnya akan menghasillkan perempuan dan yang lebih dalam akan menghasilkan anak laki-laki. 3. Jumlah sperma akan berpengaruh juga. Jumlah sperma yang lebih banyak akan meningkatkan peluang anak laki-laki, ada dua hal yang dilakukan : Untuk anak laki-laki, pria sebaiknya lebih sering menggunakan celana longgar. Hal ini dikarenakan untuk meningkatkan kesuburan dimana testis memerlukan suhu yang lebih rendah agar sperma dapat bertahan hidup dan karena sperma XY daya hidup lebih lemah, maka dengan cara ini akan lebih terbantu dari pada sperma XX tetapi tidak disarankan jika melakukan hal sebaliknya (pria memakai celana ketat). Untuk anak perempuan, pria sebaiknya mandi air hangat segera sebelum berhubungan intim. Dengan cara ini sperma XX akan lebih berpeluang

Edited from Wanita Indonesia

English Language Jokes

The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all) That is why When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts But when I wind up this observation, It ends.

Interview Questions and Answers

Job Interview Questions and Best Answers
By Alison Doyle, About.com Guide
http://jobsearch.about.com/od/interviewquestionsanswers/a/interviewquest.htm

Job interviews are always stressful - even for job seekers who have gone on countless interviews. The best way to reduce the stress is to be prepared. Take the time to review the "standard" interview questions you will most likely be asked.

Then take the time to research the company. That way you'll be ready with knowledgeable answers for the job interview questions that specifically relate to the company you are interviewing with.

Interview Questions: Work History

Name of company, position title and description, dates of employment.
What were your expectations for the job and to what extent were they met?
What were your starting and final levels of compensation?
What were your responsibilities?
What major challenges and problems did you face? How did you handle them?
What have you learned from your mistakes? - Best Answers
What did you like or dislike about your previous job?

When you're asked what don't like about your previous job, don't be too negative. The reason is that you don't want the interviewer to think that you'll speak negatively about the new job or the company when you're ready to move on, if you get this job. Rather, it makes sense to talk about yourself and what you're looking for in a new role.

Sample Answer

I enjoyed the people I worked with. It was a friendly and fun atmosphere and I actually enjoyed going into work each morning. I felt the leadership team was great as well. They knew all of their employees on a first name basis and tried to make those personal connections. I also enjoyed that fact that the office tired to do community outreach with local organizations.

One of the reasons I am leaving is that I felt I was not challenged enough at the job. As a fresh face in the working world, the company offers a great opportunity for a good entry level position, however, after being there for so many years, I felt I was not able to reach my full potential because of the lack of challenge and there was no room for advancement in the company. While I did enjoy working there and appreciate the skills I developed while with the company, I feel my skill set can be better utilized elsewhere, where my capabilities are more recognized and there is the opportunity for growth.

Which was most / least rewarding?
What was the biggest accomplishment / failure in this position?
Questions about your supervisors and co-workers.
What was it like working for your supervisor?
What do you expect from a supervisor?

Sample Answers

I appreciate a work environment where supervisors try to make personal connections with their employees.
In my last job, I liked the fact that management did not show favoritism and they were understanding of employees needs, as well as their strengths. Of course, these things take time to know, but I would want my supervisor to try to know me in that way.
I would like to be able to go my manager if I have an issue or idea and to be able to feel comfortable to expressing my thoughts. I would also expect my supervisor to be open and honest with me and to let me know if there is anything I could do to improve upon or do differently in my work.

What problems have you encountered at work? - Best Answers
Have you ever had difficulty working with a manager? - Best Answers
Who was your best boss and who was the worst? - Best Answers
Why are you leaving your job? - Best Answers
Why did you resign? - Best Answers
Why did you quit your job? - Best Answers
What have you been doing since your last job? - Best Answers
Why were you fired? - Best Answers

Job Interview Questions About You

What is your greatest weakness?

When you're asked what your greatest weakness is, try to turn a negative into a positive. For example, a sense of urgency to get projects completed or wanting to triple-check every item in a spreadsheet can be turned into a strength i.e. you are a candidate who will make sure that the project is done on time and your work will be close to perfect.

Note that the term "weakness" isn't used in the sample answers - you always want to focus on the positive when interviewing.

Sample Answers

When I'm working on a project, I don't want just to meet deadlines. Rather, I prefer to complete the project well ahead of schedule.
Being organized wasn't my strongest point, but I implemented a time management system that really helped my organization skills.
I like to make sure that my work is perfect, so I tend to perhaps spend a little too much time checking it. However, I've come to a good balance by setting up a system to ensure everything is done correctly the first time.
I used to wait until the last minute to set appointments for the coming week, but I realized that scheduling in advance makes much more sense.
I would say that I can be too much of a perfectionist in my work. Sometimes, I spend more time than necessary on a task, or take on tasks personally that could easily be delegated to someone else. Although I've never missed a deadline, it is still an effort for me to know when to move on to the next task, and to be confident when assigning others work.
I've learned to make my perfectionism work to my advantage at work. I am excellent at meeting deadlines, and with my attention to detail, I know my work is correct.
I used to like to work on one project to it completion before starting on another, but I've learned to work on many projects at the same time, and I think it allows me to be more creative and effective in each one.

What is your greatest strength?

How will your greatest strength help you perform?
How would you describe yourself?
Describe a typical work week.
Describe your work style.
Do you take work home with you?
How many hours do you normally work?
How would you describe the pace at which you work?
How do you handle stress and pressure?
What motivates you?
Are you a self motivator?
What are your salary expectations?
What do you find are the most difficult decisions to make?
Tell me about yourself.
What has been the greatest disappointment in your life?
What are you passionate about?
What are your pet peeves?
What do people most often criticize about you?
When was the last time you were angry? What happened?
If you could relive the last 10 years of your life, what would you do differently?
If the people who know you were asked why you should be hired, what would they say?
Do you prefer to work independently or on a team?
Give some examples of teamwork.
More teamwork interview questions.
What type of work environment do you prefer?
How do you evaluate success?
If you know your boss is 100% wrong about something how would you handle it? -
Describe a difficult work situation / project and how you overcame it.
Describe a time when your workload was heavy and how you handled it.
More job interview questions about your abilities.
More job interview questions about you.

Job Interview Questions About the New Job and the Company

What interests you about this job?
Why do you want this job?
What applicable attributes / experience do you have?
Are you overqualified for this job?
What can you do for this company?
Why should we hire you?
Why are you the best person for the job?
What do you know about this company?
Why do you want to work here?
What challenges are you looking for in a position?
What can you contribute to this company?
Are you willing to travel?
What is good customer service?
How long do you expect to remain employed with this company?
Is there anything I haven't told you about the job or company that you would like to know?

Interview Questions: The Future

What are you looking for in your next job? What is important to you?
What are your goals for the next five years / ten years?
How do you plan to achieve those goals?
What are your salary requirements - both short-term and long-term?
Questions about your career goals.
What will you do if you don't get this position?

English Jokes

Here I got WitSense blog:

People, There is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from or laugh at!

Here are some jokes, people. Some might find it funny, some might not. Humor depends on so many factors, biases, whatever... But read them anyway. Hehe..

1. Farmer Jack's special chicken which costs $1000 lays square eggs.
>That's an expensive chicken. Can it talk as well?
Sure, but it only says one thing.
>And what's that?
OUCH!

2. Crime in New York is very bad. Last week a man said to me.
>Do you want to buy a watch?
Let me see it first, I asked.
>Keep your voice down, he said. The man next to you is still wearing it.

3. Teacher: Your son almost got a black eye today, Mrs Smith.
Parent: Oh, what happened?
Teacher: I controlled myself.

4. An employee received $50 too much in his pay but didn't mention it to his boss. However the boss eventually noticed his error and the following week, he deducted the $50 from the employee's wages.
> Hey, said the employee. I'm $50 short this week.
You didn't say anything last week when you were paid $50 too much
>No, replied the employee. I can forgive you for making one mistake, but when it happens twice, it's time to speak up!

5. My husband is very upset about his weight
>Why?
Yesterday, he decided to weigh himself, so he stood on the talking weighing machine in the town center
>What did it say?
ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.

6. Why are you looking so depressed
>I've just been to the doctor and he told me I would have to take a pill everyday for the rest of my life.
That's not too bad.
>He only gave me 25 Pills.

Haha.. For me, they are really funny!!